I have a reprehensible habit when I'm drinking; ok, I have a few (see a prior entry for what happens when I drink rye at zaphods).
I tend to brag about my "own clothing line", or my "small business"; blah blah bullshit, and give out the url to my shit-sandwich/unfinished page which contains a couple of old photos and a whole lot of nothing. I'm only grateful that I didn't bring my business cards, because god knows I would have plastered them all over the place. Leggo my ego!
Maybe I should try to cook up some half assed "under construction" sign... but that's not really the case, is it? How about "on sabbatical"? That makes more sense. Look it up.