Saturday, February 21, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

"Cool beans" tops todays list of terms I never want to hear again.
Followed closely by "That's what she said" and "I thought that was a mirror!" (referring to the trapezoid-shaped doorway from the shoe room to the women's section of my work.)

Monday, February 9, 2009

The "London Calling"

2 parts tequila
1 part cassis
Pineapple juice
Squeezed lime

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

"I'm hellbat,"

For weeks, coworkers, friends and strangers have delighted in informing me that they "saw me on the news!!". See for yourself;

In other news, the bus strike is over, just when I was starting to accept the inconvenience.
Wilde's latest;

Seriously, I have yet to meet anyone who actually thinks this is even mildly funny or appropriate. I hope bus drivers refuse to stop in front of there.

Ottawa, please don't hate on the drivers when you take the bus next week. Many of them are probably psychologically prepared for some glares and unkind words. Surprise them with a smile. And remember that one day your employers might try to fuck you over, and you'll be grateful to your union for having some recourse to fuck them right back.